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La estocada - Fabián Chairez

why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.

cheriepleasantries:

cahootings:

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

soberscientistlife:

“I hate reality just as much as the next guy, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal”
- Groucho Marx

kalinaapologist:

burrows end + doomed by the narrative

humanbeanisnotamused:

okay the fucking nerve of brennan lee mulligan to say that this setting probably doesn’t have any undead to use his divine sense on

evilwizard:

historicalbookimages:
page 51 of “Heroes of the dawn” (1914)
pitch for my new tarot card “Fuck Off”

chloesimaginationthings:

Mike’s POV during the FNAF movie

matlillard:

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S (2023) + Trivia

blueskittlesart:

linktober day 17: prophecy

nervousspacerobot:

sniperct:
swan2swan:
We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”
#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him #he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back #and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy #and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER #and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID #THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON #NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE #also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt #HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN #and he was ride or die forever #and about two days later he DID die #but he got better #so really WOW this guy IS the best #artoo detoo

catgirlbutthole:

catgirlbutthole:
milfmoder:
catgirlbutthole:
milfmoder:
I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you’ll just effortlessly parry a thought that’s trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I’ve done it like 4 times tonight.
Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture
Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won’t ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.
Hold on I’m gonna try this

midnight-shy:

vomitgrrrrl:
imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

electricslug:

the-unseelie-court-official:
Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

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